Question by Springs: Athiests, do you think God blames Pat Robertson for the bad storms?
HEAVEN — After the upper Midwest and Plains states received a lashing of violent thunderstorms, tornadoes and flooding over the past week, local residents were left seeking answers amid the soaked rubble of their destroyed homes and communities.
That answer came from the Big Man himself.
“I have warned Pat Robertson that if he continues to blame gays, liberals and ‘judicial activism’ for bad weather — weather that I have repeatedly said I delegate out to the apostle level or lower — that I would really give him something to complain about,” said a vengeful God. “Christ, he makes me crazy.”
Ironically, Robertson recently began appearing in an ad fighting global warming alongside the Rev. Al Sharpton for wecansolveit.org, a Web site created by The Alliance for Climate Protection, the organization of Interwebs founder and former Vice President Al Gore.
“I would just kill him, but he’s gonna be so clingy when he gets to heaven,” God added. “So much for intelligent design.”
Answer by Ellie
Atheists’ (me) don’t believe in God in anyway.
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